Colin
My friend Colin brings light into my world. His skin is the color of glue and shinees like the brightest star. Colin likes to think that cats are the most interesting animals. He loves talking about kickboxing and he models glue in his off time. Once I saw Colin crying because Brandon stuffed him in a trashcan and killed his kitten, Snuggles. Colin is a world class kickboxer. Colin breaks dogs necks because they attack his albino kittens and talks to cats in his off time. Colin is white. Colin does not tan only burns.
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I Aint Got No Culture
If you want to find out who you are do research on your family background. Also, dont worry about what your friends have just cherish what you have. Like freedom to explore the world and your background. To find out who you truly are. Remember that what makes every individual special is their originality.
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Those Who Don't
Those who don't know better come into our neighborhood terrified. They think were a bunchof hicks. They think we will attack them with pitchforks and corn. They are ignorant people who are right and should be afraid of our corn chucking skills.
But we arent sanitary. We know the guy with the nothing but overalls on and tobacco in his mouth is dirty Mike, and the one next to him in a speedo, thats Derek the Dangerous, and the ugly one that looks like a half dead sluggish tree, he's Jamal, though he looks more like a twig now.
All corn all around, we are safe. But watch us drive into a town with beans and our tempers will show and our car windows get shattered by the Northern Hicks and our eyes cross. Yeah. That is how it goes and goes.
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Siblings
Dustin and I look like brothers.....right away. You cant tell right away with other siblings like Brandon and Rebecca. Brandon is tall and skinny while Rebecca is short and built. But Dustin and I are more alike than you would know. Our interest for example not the same as as Brandon's and Rebecca who like soccer and softball.
Our interests are about the same in everything we both like the same sports, tv shows, movies, we get along, music, food, people, activites and games. While Brandon and Rebecca dont have anything in common at all they dont get along, like the same food, or like the same movies or shows. Dustin and I are brothers and bestfriends.
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